Super Flossy Tire Glossy. Get ready for MONKEY SNOT.
We're a professional car wash in Tucson, AZ. For years, we’ve been searching for a tire shine and vinyl protectant that provides moisture (rather than drying and cracking), that doesn’t sling, that delivers UV blocking, and that stays “wet looking” longer. Since we couldn’t find it, we decided to make it. Now our custom-made tire shine is packed full of so much high-grade silicone, when you see the slick and shiny results you’ll think a monkey just sneezed (in a good way).If you want technical jargon (i.e. our telling you that you'll go ape snot over this tire shine isn't enough), please read on:
- Monkey Snot Tire Gloss and Vinyl Protectant is a moisturizer with hand lotion-like properties that keeps interior surfaces soft and crack free.
- Monkey Snot Tire Gloss and Vinyl Protectant utilizes "quick-set" silicone in a water-based emulsion which allows tires to look "wet" for an extended period of time.
- Monkey Snot's custom formula attracts less fuzz to dressed surfaces and also reduces vinyl "sweating" under hot conditions.
- The bonding nature of Monkey Snot's silicone reduces "sling" from spinning tires (i.e. keeps shine on the tires, not on your paint).
Used by, and sold exclusively through, Metro Car Wash in Tucson, AZ.
If you're lucky enough to live in Tucson, come visit us and pick up a bottle. If you'd like to order a bottle on-line, hold tight! You'll be able to buy Monkey Snot HERE soon.
Thanks for your interest in Monkey Snot.
